Man who misconstrues sarcasm…
“Wow, I love it when mothers spank their children in public.”
Stands as unrecognized pedophile.
-C
Monday, March 3, 2008
Confucius say…
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Twisted bits of logic from New York City’s premiere shut-ins. The Gashouse Gorillas
What We Believe
As a well known comedy troupe, we’ve traveled around the world. Recently we’ve come under criticism for having somewhat bias material. Bias towards thinly veiled dick jokes and derpa derppa. But we’re more than that. And so right now, we’d like to tell you what we believe.
Steve: I believe that not only a few black people should have high paying executive jobs, but only black people should have high paying executive jobs.
Justin: I believe in the separation of church and state…geographically. With the radical idea of keeping fundamentalist churches in the Southern region of our country, while swifter moving money markets and higher education are to remain in the North.
Sean: I believe we should bring our troops home from this unnecessary un-winnable war to fight the war we started.
The War on Drugs.
Andrew: I believe we should lower the rate of teen pregnancy by educating our children in homosexual experimentation.
Steve: Finally, WE believe that it's imperative to decrease our dependency on foreign oil and focus on harnessing this country's most abundant, natural resource…
Childhood Obesity!
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