Outguess Justin: 2008 Oscars

Here’s your chance…

Best Snack for the Open Monologue:

a) Kraft block of Cheese

b) Sun Chips

c) Soup (eaten from can)

d) Tuna (eaten from can)

Though I usually go for the upbeat audience pleaser, Sun Chip’s long history of solid complimentary performances, see Hoagie in Bryant Park (2005) makes it the masterful munchie of this year’s very close race. Plus, items eaten from the can often cancel each other out.

Best Come-Back when Diablo Cody talks like Juno during her acceptance speech:

a) Weren’t you a stripper?

b) Jack Nicholson said you were a bitch on TMZ.

c) Pussy Ranch “My blog is more graphic and self-indulgent then your blog!”

d) Watching pregnant 16-year-olds barf turns me on.
Thank you.

Here’s where my heart takes over.
Coupling dying star power, see The Bucket List (2008) and powerhouse sludge reporting is more then enough to knock out the Indie gem Latent Pedophilia (2007). Plus “The Worlds First Comedy Based Blog (2008) never got wide release.
(that’s what she said)

Best Original Song:

a) “Once”

b) "Enchanted"

c) "Enchanted"

d) "Enchanted"

e) “August Rush”

August Rush because it reminds the Academy of a time when they make more money. See, Lost a Bet to Tracey Ullman in Nineteen-Ninety-Six ALSO John Waters’ Blown Everyone (In Production)

-JC