Whilst traveling home late last night, I was privy to a pretty excellent rant by a homeless (person)
To save time, I've created the following naming convection index
* = @^%
** = @^$#
***= &$*@( your mother
*2= *$(@$(ER
**2= Barbra Walters
***2= @$#^%@*@)!
X3: The Movie= (@(k
XX3= "with one of those long metal spoons you only find at the Gourmet Chef"
"**2 * ***2 * **3 ** X3 *3which I think is related to vertigo** ** XX3*** **no, Vertigo the country **** * ** * * on top of the Empire State Buil** * XX3* * **X*I have never used a Luffa in my life!** * **x3** * **six or seven times, rat hair-X3** **2 ** **not in Morrissey's America** * **2 * * * * * * that's not a bubble* ** * ***2 X2 aint' gonna' fit* ** * X2** listening to Shaggy in the bathtub* ** **X2*** in glorious streams of goldenrod and gold."
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