Movies Not Real Enough For You?

Then check out these amazing titles in the breathtaking clarity of Blu-ray!

I went back and visited each one of these films over the weekend and I can tell you.

What the HELL was I thinking with DVD!
This is the ONLY way to watch a movie
Period.

-JC

rant on subway

Whilst traveling home late last night, I was privy to a pretty excellent rant by a homeless (person)

To save time, I've created the following naming convection index

* = @^%
** = @^$#
***= &$*@( your mother

*2= *$(@$(ER
**2= Barbra Walters
***2= @$#^%@*@)!

X3: The Movie= (@(k
XX3= "with one of those long metal spoons you only find at the Gourmet Chef"

"**2 * ***2 * **3 ** X3 *3which I think is related to vertigo** ** XX3*** **no, Vertigo the country **** * ** * * on top of the Empire State Buil** * XX3* * **X*I have never used a Luffa in my life!** * **x3** * **six or seven times, rat hair-X3** **2 ** **not in Morrissey's America** * **2 * * * * * * that's not a bubble* ** * ***2 X2 aint' gonna' fit* ** * X2** listening to Shaggy in the bathtub* ** **X2*** in glorious streams of goldenrod and gold."

I'll finish the rest pretty soon, I just can't figure out code for Congestion Pricing.

Justin's 128th Download

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Beating me over the head

When Hollywood makes a discover, they really try and grind it into you. First a show, comedy specials, and now it's a Video Game?

All right, all right we get it. Jeff Foxworthy is dumber then a 5th Grader, lay off 'im.





-JC

Confucius say…

Man who misconstrues sarcasm…

“Wow, I love it when mothers spank their children in public.”

Stands as unrecognized pedophile.

-C