The Google Universe is Expanding

(Note: all dates and details have been smudged to protect my ignorance.)

Just as local direction-giving organization, the NYPD has recently acquired the right to carry guns (but not to use them), the Web’s own “Sheriff In Town” has expanded it’s arsenal of front line, hyper-intuitive software.

I give you Postini © 1999.

“With Postini, your company is protected against increasingly malicious internet-based attacks. Your compliance is ensured for government, industry, and internal mandates; and you can re-establish increased productivity for your users.”

True to their word, I do feel safer from “internet-based attacks” but I have to say, increased productivity? (I actually said it out loud) Not with all these amazing features!

"With it's robust option set go for throat of “Get Rich” quick schemes, but feel free to let just a little of that “Sexually Explicit” material on through. Wanna see what these quacks are getting at? With a fully customizable interface you can give a marginally lenient rating to incoming “Racially Insensitive” material while still showing ill-intention entrepreneurs you want none of what their selling by stopping "Special Offers" dead in their cyber-tracks."

Google's recent purchase really shows the laissez-faire(French goes in italics, right?) attitude they've adapted towards the ebb and flow of the Web. Allowing the internet to forge gallantly along, while following quietly behind. Postini © 1999 Now from Google!

Google, squire to the Internet.

-JC